DID YOU KNOW?

Cooking Facts That Sound Fake (But Aren’t)

  1. Searing Meat Doesn’t “Seal In” Juices
    It does create flavor (hello, Maillard reaction), but the juices were never trapped like tiny hostages.

  2. Salt Doesn’t Make Water Boil Faster (In Any Meaningful Way)
    You’d need an absurd amount of salt to matter. What it does do is season food better.

  3. Fresh Isn’t Always Better Than Frozen
    Frozen vegetables are often picked and frozen at peak ripeness. Fresh ones may be… emotionally fresh only.

  4. You Can Over-Mix Pancakes Before They Even Hit the Pan
    Lumpy batter = tender pancakes. Smooth batter = regret.

  5. Your Pan Might Be Too Clean
    Those browned bits (fond) aren’t mistakes. They’re the whole point.

Science Sneaking Into Your Kitchen

  1. Brown Sugar Is Just White Sugar With a Tan
    It’s white sugar + molasses. That’s it. The mystery ends here.

  2. Resting Meat Is Non-Negotiable
    Cut too soon and the juices run for their lives. Resting lets them calm down.

  3. Alcohol Doesn’t Always Cook Off
    That “just a splash of wine” can hang around longer than your dinner guests.

  4. Acid Brightens Flavor More Than Salt Sometimes
    A squeeze of lemon can wake up food better than another pinch of salt.

  5. Steam Is Hotter Than Boiling Water
    Which is why steam burns are extra rude.

Habits You’ve Been Doing Backwards

  1. You’re Probably Salting Eggs Too Late
    Salting before cooking makes them creamier. Yes, really.

  1. Oil in Pasta Water Is a Waste
    It floats. It doesn’t help. Save it for the sauce.

  1. Crowding the Pan Steams Food
    If everything’s touching, nothing’s browning.

  1. A Dull Knife Is More Dangerous Than a Sharp One
    Because slipping beats slicing every time.

  1. You Don’t Need High Heat for Everything
    Medium heat exists for a reason. Drama is optional.

Pantry & Ingredient Truth Bombs

  1. Spices Don’t “Go Bad,” They Just Get Sad
    They lose potency, not safety. Smell test beats expiration dates.

  2. Honey Basically Never Spoils
    Archaeologists have found edible honey in ancient tombs. Let that sink in.

  3. Egg Shell Color Means Nothing
    Brown, white, blue—same egg, different chicken wardrobe.

  4. Tomatoes Aren’t Vegetables (But Your Sauce Doesn’t Care)
    Botanically fruit. Culinarily… mind your business.

  5. Butter Absorbs Smells Like a Sponge
    Which is why uncovered butter tastes like the fridge’s personality.

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